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I beat all thirty levels in 13 minutes, I loved it. However....I got all the medals, and for some reason it won't give them to me.
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His voice was awesome. The only thing I really knew about him was that he was an actor for infomercials. He was great at what he did, that can be said with truth, but I wish I had some knowledge about his background.
And something is up. Why are these celebrities dying in such quick succession?
Rating: 5
Current score: 3.47 (+0.017)
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This game is fast paced, great fun, and has medals. Intense. Would be a ten, but IT HAS NO PAUSE BUTTON. I'm sorry, but that killed it for me.
Rating: 3
Current score: 4.30 (- 0.00013)
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"I'm gonna fuck around with my friends (not that!)"
I'm gonna make them watch this on full blast volume >:D
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And I still hate it.
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"Humorous, but lacking in graphic quality"
It really was funny, and definitely pointed out the oddities of Resident Evil 5 (hence the name -_-), but I really think you have room for improvement on your graphics.
Rating: 4
Current score: 3.17 (+ 0.0063)
Oh come on, I've got to be worth more points than THAT :(.....
Author's Response:
Oh, but in my heart, this is one hell of a 0.0063.
I will answer here for everyone about the graphic parts;
"Yeah, it's pretty damn ugly isnt'it?"
But seriously, this is just plain laziness. Since these are my first shots, i still don't have a graphic tablet, and, well...i'm just bad withthe damn mouse...This is the reason why I made a parody in the first place. i had the ideas, and wanted to put them in place in a quick movie, because i knew i could entertain people with a bit of fun even with a really crappy quality...
But soon...everything will change!
Oh, wait...there's a plane reactor falling on my house.
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It's nice, but still nothing too special.
And as for the people constantly asking for a hentai of Natalie (I think that is the character's name), chances are you won't get your fapping material ;D.
Personally, I hope Matt puts up a flash-video labeled as "Natalie Hentai" or something like that, but rather have a screamer in it's place.
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I enjoyed that. I generally enjoy your work, so it wasn't a suprise that I liked this.
P.S. I got the phallic gun medal! >:D
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"I expected nothing less from DP"
Highly addictive, I have to say. I love it, even though I've only been through about 4 days. The only competition for this is the Thing-Thing series. And guess who makes that?
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My favorite internet game, by far.
My friend was almost certain the Gears of war was the goriest game ever. Maybe the most POPULAR gore game, but I think this game has the balls to compet with Gears. This game has repeated situations...som many times. But every time feels different. Thinking of different ways to maim, dismember....or just spam the execution button. I love the lead pipe :D. It haz h00d 0rnumintz!
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